So I have this tendency to stay quite instead of saying something awful and false. That doesn’t mean I won’t say something awful and truthful. I also stay quiet when people make fun of me as to ignore the comment, because let’s face it, a false comment that is meant to be funny is not funny. People don’t understand this. I’ll laugh when something is true and funny because it is simply true. But when it’s not… it’s not. Simple right?
Well some people have this weird sense of humor that can sometimes involve violence, self hate (which is not ok at all), death (worst kinds of jokes right after crude humor), and just plain nasty things like bodily execrations… why is that even funny to you people? Men are the ones who make these stupid things are funny, still stereotyping in 2017, from experience of course. For instance, it’s not funny to make fun of your significant other, especially in front of people. And if you do, expect it to come back to you, but way more savage. Laugh about it then. I dare you.
When something is true and it bothers people around you, try to fix it. Laugh about it and accept it. Don’t make something up you found on the internet and blame that person for something so random and not proven, if not false.
Back to this:
I was totally not kidding.
She enters the room and makes her way through the crowd to find the perfect corner. A friend joins her. They stand and catch up with one another while observing the other guests. She motions her hand through the side of her hair trying to tuck that one uncooperative strand behind her ear. Her hand moves down to her dark red shirt and across her hip to be gently placed, holding her other elbow as she listens to her friend’s story. As interesting as the conversation is, she can’t help but notice someone glancing her way every so often from across the room.
She turns her head slightly to take a look at the man who she suspected to be looking her way. Her eyes still on him, as she waits for him to meet hers. And they do. His face flushed with embarrassment. She smirks a familiar smirk and he raises his eyebrows and shrugs his shoulders, as he does. Yes, they meet again.
She whispers in her friend’s ear, promising to tell her everything after she confronts the man. She walks up to him and tells him her motives. The words ‘we need to talk’, might be familiar amongst the norm, but this was the first and maybe the last for these two.
To be continued…
1. I moved several times, a couple times out of despair and other times by choice.
2. I made new friends and maintained friendships from the year before.
3. Battled my inner thoughts. I barely made it out alive. Call me a survivor or don’t.
4. Embraced hugs from people who deserve it.
5. Had a temporary job.
6. Set my priorities straight. Alhumdulilah
7. Kept my fantasies alive.
8. Visited two new states and loved both experiences.
9. I let go. Even the time I got conned… which was a few days ago.
10. Learned to be patient and liked it.
11. Accepted and adapted (almost)
12. I became an adult. 🙂
‘As we all do’, right. Blah blah blah. But seriously I kinda am. I mean if you wanna take being funny as a compliment, I would be blushing. I wish I had something else going for me.
What about beauty? Bahhaha. Jk. Each to their own. Here are a couple of not so funny moments where I thought I was funny. I’m not bragging by the way, it’s all in good humor LOL get it! 😂 I should stop before I hit a wall… cause I was going on a rampage LOL. Got’em. Not really, I’m just pretending to be funny LOL. Who doesn’t get these, raise your hand… ah I’ll give mine a rest now. 😂 Woooooo 2:30am does this to you.
This was a few years ago. Notice the time.
Its a big butt joke. I love you friend if you’re reading this. I doubt it tho.
Ok. And omg can you believe it’s almost a new year!? No joke. Sorry, I want you all to pine for my humor.
Hi! Happy holidays everyone!
I hope you all are doing well. You know, I was feeling pretty sad as usual, but then I went to check the usual status update from this fellow person and was quite surprised! Surprised, because it was one of the dumbest things one can post. My issue wasn’t the post but rather how this person would have the nerve to post it.
It went along the lines of how women are this but want this, blah blah blah. It was all good, but my biggest pet peeve is when men post things about females and their behavior. Like come on, mind your own business or keep it to your self, or something worth while, how about posting stuff about your own gender.
Even though this irritated me, it also bought a smile to my face. Rare, I know. It showed me how lucky I am I don’t have to deal with this nonsense. Alhumdulilah.
I will keep stalking people out of habit of course. But it will just be that. Have a good one friends! Dua for me 🙂
I woke up at 9am and stayed in bed till noon. Took a total of 150 steps. Ate a total of 7 meals. It’s 3:21am and I’m laying on the floor writing this. This is real life.
I finally uploaded a video on YouTube. Well, one that is public at least. Yes. The world can see my life now. I’m kind of excited and nervous. By the way, it’s not a big deal. Don’t expect much. It’s only the beginning. Ah that wasn’t supposed to sound optimistic, I was trying to warn you. Go check it out!
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