I don’t really introduce myself to people in real life. I am that person who would tell you who I am if you really asked, but if you didn’t I would be fine with not mentioning my name, where I’m from, etc… I don’t want you to think I am saying this to act ‘cool’ (idk why that is in air quotes), its just the way I am (also I’m not that cool). Its actually nice getting to know people and having people getting to know me. BuzzFeed already knows me, as they do everyone else on earth. Deny it if you will, but its some sort of statistical sorcery I tell you:


You guys probably know about how I escape this world accidentally and sometimes purposely. Its through my dreams or lucid dreams (I think I am capable of doing this…its pretty cool). The time I get the perfect dream is in the morning…I wake up at 7:30am when my alarm goes off, use the restroom, and then I go back to sleep because I love the escape. I feel so magical. I then sleep for 2.5hrs and experience the best scenarios, with the same characters or the ones that are obviously the only ones invited. I tweeted this morning right after I woke up from this awesome dream, as most of you DO NOT KNOW, since I only have a lousy 4 fake followers on Twitter, thank you very much (LOL. JK you can follow me if you want, but I am fine with the 4 trolls).

So that is two things about me I wanted to share with you guys today. NOT THAT IT MATTERS (its fun acting salty when you really aren’t. K bye.)



Ignore the fortune.


   I’d like to write a serious normal post for you all…or even for myself. The time is exactly 1:41am here in New York [as I typed the time atleast]. I have been a-not-so-motivated-person for the beginning of this summer break that has been granted to me, Alhumdulilah. However, yesterday I did try, mind you. I went to sleep early; in our home this means around 11:30pm. I did fall asleep, which didn’t make sense, since I woke up super late that day. The next morning I woke up at 5:15am. It was an accomplishment, but then I wanted to sleep for a bit more, because my darn ego wasn’t very satisfied. I layed there for a good three hours (I think), and fell asleep. But, lo-behold [is this right?], woke up around-um-idk- 12pm. And then, fell asleep at 8pm, woke up at 10:30pm. OMG. What’s wrong with me. Ugh I hate this. Urg… Dang, pardon my rage.

A poem

So a post, I have finally typed.
For this late I’m fairly hyped.
My mind likes to wonder.
Stories of the past, it ponders
It hurts, but then it doesn’t.
It can if I let it, but it mustn’t.
A fortune cookie once read,
‘Not to analyze the tales all dead’.
I laughed and just ate the cookie.
That was me ‘before’. A rookie.
Well, why should I turn my head,
For every moment, I certainly do not dread.
They make me who I am.
And as for analyzing every bit of time…
I shall keep doing so. It is that sublime.

Well, that took a whole other turn. Lol. It kinda does tie into this post…especially the beginning. I think. See, still not gonna stop analyzing. Dumb fortune cookie. I wish I had one right now.

Oh, a treat for you all.

Peace out.

Tag post#1

Feel free to tag yourself. It can be fun! I tagged myself after reading his.

If I were a month, I would be any of the vacation months (of course)

if I were a day of the week, I would be friday…its the start of the weekend. TGIF

If I were a time of day,I would be 9:30 am; when only I am awake. It’s peaceful and happy.

If I were a season, I would be spring (minus the rainy days and insects).

If I were a planet, EARTH? lol it has everything I love and hate.

If I were an animal, I would stay a human. duh.

If I were a direction, what?… I like to spin in circles.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be my bed.

If I were a liquid, I would be melted chocolate, with eva626 swimming in it!

If I were a tree,… I wouldn’t want to be a tree.

If I were a tool, I would be a pencil.

If I were an element, I would be lead…to put in myself if I was a pencil LOL.

If I were a gemstone,… I am not good at this!

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a recorder…its simple and a fourth grader can learn it (yes, I played the recorder in the fourth grade for three months, I think).

If I were a color, I would be purple.

If I were an emotion, I would be happy.

If I were a fruit, my siblings would say that I would be a pear.

If I were a sound, I would be a continuous hum.

If I were a car, I would want a chauffeur driving me LOL.

If I were food, I would eat myself.

If I were a taste, I would be chalky to most.

If I were a scent, I would be my brother’s spray on deodorant.

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be DRY bathroom slippers.

If I were a bird, I would be a pigeon that doesn’t drop dropping EVER.

If I were a Fast bowler,…I don’t watch sports, so I don’t know of any.

If I were a Batsman, Same answer as above.